The Loser’s Credo—10 Surefire Ways To Fail At Anything In Life And Business

If at first you don’t succeed…

  1. Ditch the damn thing.
  2. Cry, cry again.
  3. Tie your shoes next time… Before you start the race.
  4. Blame anybody but yourself.
  5. Paint your hair red and jump up and down five times.
  6. Take a break, then take the afternoon off.
  7. Get mad—It’ll give you a boost
  8. Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.
  9. Take a vacation.
  10. Blow yourself up.

A couple of days ago, I was clearing out the huge mound of paper that had stacked up on my desk. I found this, scribbled in my notes from some conference I attended—Don’t know who wrote it, though I suppose I might have to take the blame. If you find a more original version, please let me know!

About The Author

Mike Connolly

Dan Kennedy Certified Copywriter for Info-Marketers and Infusionsoft Certified Partner, Mike Connolly lives in Boulder, Colorado, builds marketing funnels that rock, and loves cycling (almost) all year round.

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