A Wry Take on Gratitude

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”    ~ Jon Stewart

This Thanksgiving, let’s count our blessings.  Here are five things we can all surely be thankful for:

1. Peyton Manning (Unless for some inconceivable reason you don’t happen to be a Broncos fan)

2. Staples Office Supply is now open for Black Friday on Thursday evening (I am not making this up)

3. “Tofurkey” will no longer be the “piece de resistance” on your Thanksgiving table (Unless you are terminally vegan)

4. Ownership of Google Glasses is now open to more than just an elite few.  This means we can very soon rest assured that, yes Big Brother is watching.

5. Your website didn’t cost $283,000,000.00.  And it works.

Unfortunately, trustworthy political leadership in Washington and prudent stewardship of our hard won tax dollars… eh, that’ll have to wait another year…

But hey, I’m hopeful they’ll need another website soon and maybe I’ll be the lucky developer.

I’m offering half off at all Staples Stores through Friday midnight, Eastern time.  

Just $141,500,000.00.

Gobbletov!

 

Mike Connolly
More Sales, Less Effort
www.PowerCurveMarketing.com
(800) 897-6030

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P.S. Here’s a handy recipe for disaster, er… curking the tookey, I mean, well never mind, here it is…  
1. Take turkey out of fridge
2. Have a glass of wine
3. Stuff turkey
4. Have a glass of wine
5. Put turkey in oven
6. Relax and have a glass of wine
7. Turk the bastey
8. Wine of glass another get
9. Hunt for meat thermometer
10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Tet the sable
 (Thank you Janette and Joe Gleason for passing this along)

P.P.S. All seriousness aside, click here, let me know what’s at the top of your wish list this holiday season, and I’ll include you in a special “Cyber Monday” offer to grow your revenues with.

P.P.P.S. Okay kids, go have some fun.  Next week we’ll get back to the heavy lifting.

 

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About The Author

Mike Connolly

Dan Kennedy Certified Copywriter for Info-Marketers and Infusionsoft Certified Partner, Mike Connolly lives in Boulder, Colorado, builds marketing funnels that rock, and loves cycling (almost) all year round.

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